Q: Can you fly?
I wish!
Q: Are you a satanist?
A: No
Q: Are you a Christian? If you are a Christian why you don't respect yourself about dressing? Sometimes I see you while you are in leggings. Are you normal?
Good to know that my students think I dress scandalously and also think I'm abnormal (it's culturally inappropriate for women here to wear anything besides long skirts). I spent a good 15 minutes answering this one and explaining that in America it's okay for women to wear pants. Even to church. They were shocked.
Q: In America where do you put the people that died?
This wasn't too odd of a question but as I answered it I realized how odd of an answer it was for them. They completely followed and understood when I explained about putting dead people in a coffin and burying it in the ground- they do the same here. But then I explained that some people choose to be cremated instead. I told them that these people decide they want their dead body set on fire until it turns to ashes. Then we usually throw those ashes in a ocean or outside somewhere. As I explained what cremation was I got a lot of gasps, wide eyes, and unbelieving faces. They definitely think I'm a satanist now.
And this is, so far, my all-time favorite question:
Q: White people they use plastic cups in order to avoid to be burnt their lips. So why has you given is a steel cups? Do you think that we cannot burnt our lips?
Ummmm. What? I have never used a cup during class, give a cup to any student, or seen a steel cup anywhere in Malawi. This one stumped me. Where do they come up with this stuff!?
I love the question box. It leads to a lot of laughs and some really interesting conversations with my class.